ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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