oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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