why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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