i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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