I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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