The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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