This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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