i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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