Dual....:-)
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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