Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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