You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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