I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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