Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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