Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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