No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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