You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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