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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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