Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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