we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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