great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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