i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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