Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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