she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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