woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
