ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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