new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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