And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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