at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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