But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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