You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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