Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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