Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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