do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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