There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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