Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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