Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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