I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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