He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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