I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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