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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(661): View more from California

Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.

(1-661): View more from California

Lol thats a classic

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(517): View more from Michigan

You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.

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(269): View more from Michigan

just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot

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I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship

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(303): View more from Colorado

I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.

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(802): View more from Vermont

just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture

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thank god there was never an after picture.

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