i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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