And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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