I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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