Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i would punch a child for taco bell
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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