Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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