Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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