i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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