I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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