for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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