Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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