Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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