I can tuck mytits in my pants
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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