Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So much rum. So many feels.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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