so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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